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老板
年轻人又来看吉他啦
哦我要那一把
那一把 哈哈 那是琵琶 不是吉他
我是说旁边那一把
旁边那一把很贵的
你可不可以自然一点

如果你想要变成一个Rocker
你就必须要先有一把Guitar
刷和弦的时候尽量不用Pick
啊看起来样子会比较随性
就算你弹错了
大家会以为你是故意

你是不是 啊哈感觉到了
我的和弦 啊哈在重复着
哎哟不错 代表你耳朵没有聋
Blues就是在重复这几个和弦
摇滚的节奏在右手
灵魂在左手 心就是宇宙
我弹的叫自由 哒哒啦哒

听我的blues 要学会尖叫
比一个peace 是为了拍照
丢一块ice 叫他不要吵
摇滚不是为了把妹是为了梦想
当然魅力太强被别人爱上
我没办法

啊 断了
没关系再买一把吉他
没有钱就借别人的吧
怎么会有人喜欢摔吉他
有种你就摔最贵的吉他
你要好好珍惜它
它才会对你说话

手在弹如果脚有点闲
再加点舞蹈就太完美了
举起你的单手给他个啵!
千万别在这时放个屁啵!
Ohoh美女在哪你就要看到哪
你一定以为我接下来要唱副歌
Ohoh 还没 不急我先教你弹
再升一格 再升一格 最后退一格

听我的blues 要学会尖叫
比一个peace 是为了拍照
丢一块ice 叫他不要吵
摇滚不是为了把妹而是为了梦想
当然魅力太强被别人爱上
我没办法

再来一次
如果你加几个音就变乡村风味
大家听久了都(咩)会很想喝牛奶
牛仔很忙没有空帮你挤牛奶
不过不要笨到自己跑去挤牛奶
因为临时要在路边找到一头牛真的很难
啦啦啦啦啦

听我的blues 要学会尖叫
比一个peace 是为了拍照
丢一块ice 叫他不要吵
摇滚不是为了把妹而是为了梦想
当然魅力太强被别人爱上
当然魅力太强被别人爱上我没办法
再来一次 最后一次 再补一次

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Boss!
Young man, here again to look at guitars?
Oh, I want that one
That one? Haha! That’s a pipa, not a guitar
I mean the one next to it
That one’s very expensive!
Can you be a bit more casual about it?

If you wanna become a rocker
First you’d have to get a guitar
When you’re strumming chords, try not to use a pick
So you’ll look more natural doing it
Even if you play it wrong
People will think you did it on purpose

Are you, aha, feeling it?
My chords, aha, are repeating
Hey, not bad, it means your ears aren’t deaf
Blues is just repeating a couple of chords
Rock rhythm in the right hand
Soul in the left hand, and your heart is the universe
What I’m playing is called freedom, da da la da

Listen to my blues, you gotta learn to scream
Throw a peace sign, it’s for the photo
Throw a piece of ice, tell them to pipe down
Rock isn’t for getting girls, it’s for the dream
Of course if you’re too cool, can’t help if they fall for you
I can’t help it

Ah, it broke
No worries, just buy another guitar
No money? Just borrow someone else’s
Why are there people who like to smash guitars?
If you have the balls, go smash the most expensive guitar
You better take good care of it
Then it’ll speak to you

While your hands are playing, if your feet are bored
Throw in some dance moves to top it off
Raise your one hand, give them a ‘bop’
Not a good time to let out a fart, ‘bop’
Oh oh, you gotta look wherever the pretty girls are
I bet you think I’m going to sing the chorus next
Oh oh, not yet, there’s no hurry, I’ll teach you to play first
Raise it one step higher, raise it one step higher, then take it down a notch

Listen to my blues, you gotta learn to scream
Throw a peace sign, it’s for the photo
Throw a piece of ice, tell them to pipe down
Rock isn’t for getting girls, it’s for the dream
Of course if you’re too cool, can’t help if they fall for you
I can’t help it

One more time
Throw in a couple of notes and it becomes country
Everyone who hears it (moo) will want a glass of milk
Cowboys are too busy to milk a cow for you
But don’t be dumb enough to try and milk one yourself
‘Cause it’s really hard to find a cow on the fly
La la la la la

Listen to my blues, you gotta learn to scream
Throw a peace sign, it’s for the photo
Throw a piece of ice, tell them to pipe down
Rock isn’t for getting girls, it’s for the dream
Of course if you’re too cool, can’t help if they fall for you
Of course if you’re too cool, can’t help if they fall for you, I can’t help it
One more time, one last time, just one more

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