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101洪夫人吩咐大家都进舱。陆高轩抓住韦小宝后颈，将他提进去，只见洪教主赫然坐在舱中。韦小宝身在半空，仍然抢道:“教主和夫人仙福永享，寿与天齐。属下白龙使参见教主和夫人。”
Madam Hong told everyone to enter the cabin. Lu Gaoxuan grabbed Wei Xiaobao by the back of his neck and carried him in. He saw Abbot Hong sitting in the cabin. Wei Xiaobao was in the middle of the sky and still said, “The godhead and his wife will enjoy immortality and longevity. The white dragon envoy under him will see the godhead and his wife.”
102教主恍若不闻，望着舱外大海。韦小宝见他身边站着赤龙使无根道人，黄龙使殷锦，青龙使许雪亭，黑龙使张淡月，心念一动，对瘦头陀道:“你这家伙瞎造谣言，说什么教主和夫人身遭危难，几位掌门使都造反了!”
The archbishop looked out at the sea. When Wei Xiaobao saw that there was Taoist Wugen, the Red Dragon Envoy, Yin Jin, the Green Dragon Envoy, Xu Xueting, and the Black Dragon Envoy, Zhang Danyue, standing beside him, his mind moved, and he said to the Thin Head Tuo, “You guys are making rumors, saying that the leader and his wife are in danger, and several leaders have rebelled!”
103洪教主问:“你说什么?”韦小宝道他在皇宫得了二部经书，已派陆高轩呈送教主。洪教主点点头。韦小宝又道在云南所得三部，藏在北京，命陆高轩，胖头陀看守，可是他……洪教主于是狠狠瞪他二人一眼。
Abbot Hong asked, “What are you talking about?” Wei Xiaobao said that he got two scriptures in the imperial palace and sent Lu Gaoxuan to present them to the Abbot. Leader Hong nodded. Wei Xiaobao also said that he got three in Yunnan and hid them in Beijing. He ordered Lu Gaoxuan and Fat Toutuo to guard them, but he…… The Cult Leader Hong glared at them both.
104韦小宝又道，胖头陀说教主为了报仇，杀了青龙和赤龙使。瘦头陀立刻反驳:“假的!”韦小宝便道:“教主大公无私。”瘦头陀紧跟一句“假的!”“教主大仁大义。”“假的!”
Wei Xiaobao added that the fat head said that the religious leader killed the Green Dragon and the Red Dragon envoy for revenge. The Thin Head immediately retorted, “False!” Wei Xiaobao then said, “The Goddess is selfless.” The Thin Head immediately followed the words “False!” “The Goddess is benevolent and righteous.” “False!”
105陆高轩怕瘦头陀“假的”、“假的”一直叫下去，劝道:“听他启禀教主，别打断他话头。”瘦头陀道:“这小子满口胡言，……”陆高轩再劝:“教主聪明智慧，无所不知……”瘦头陀脱口道:“哼!只怕未必…”
Lu Gaoxuan was afraid that the thin head monk would keep shouting “fake” and “fake”. He advised: “Listen to him and don’t interrupt him.” The thin head monk said: “This boy is full of nonsense…” Lu Gaoxuan again advised: “The thin head monk is intelligent and knows everything…” The thin head monk blurted out: “Hum! I’m afraid not…”
106洪教主脸色难看地问韦小宝:“他还说了什么?”“启禀教主，他又说教主播弄是非，挑拨赤龙门去打青龙门，…”瘦头陀叫道:“我没说。”洪教主对他怒目而视:“给我闭上鸟嘴，再说我把你矮冬瓜劈成两半!”
The archbishop Hong asked Wei Xiaobao with an ugly face: “What else did he say?” “Tell the archbishop, he said that the archbishop made a mistake and provoked the Red Dragon Gate to fight against the Green Dragon Gate…” The thin head shouted, “I didn’t say that.” The archbishop Hong glared at him: “Shut the bird’s mouth, and I’ll split your short winter melon in two!”
107韦小宝继续讲，说瘦头陀讲教主为人小气，上次大家谋反不成，人人心中气愤，教主却要乘机报仇;教主派无根道人的六弟子何盛干事，这何盛几年来一直跟夫人如何如何，…瘦头陀不敢讲话，直急得翻白眼。
Wei Xiaobao went on to say that the thin head said that the religious leader was stingy. Last time everyone failed to conspire, everyone was angry, but the religious leader wanted to take the opportunity to revenge; The sect leader sent He Sheng, the six disciples of the rootless Taoist priest, to do the work. He Sheng has been talking to his wife for several years… The thin head didn’t dare to speak, and rolled his eyes in a hurry.
108洪教主已气得两眼喷火。洪夫人却问韦小宝为何派兵攻打神龙岛。韦小宝做出怯弱样子道，瘦头陀说岛上众人如何凶狠，连逢教主和夫人也捉了，因此派人来救教主和夫人，自己上次坏了事，怕被他们捉住，因此不敢来。
108 Master Hong is so angry that his eyes are burning. Mrs. Hong asked Wei Xiaobao why he sent troops to attack Shenlong Island. Wei Xiaobao made a timid look and said that the thin head said that the people on the island were so cruel that even the leader and wife were caught, so he sent someone to save the leader and wife. He was afraid of being caught by them last time he broke down, so he didn’t dare to come.
109韦小宝又道:“胖、瘦头陀和陆高轩骗得清兵炮轰神龙岛，定有重大阴谋。这陆高轩在云南时说了我也不要什么仙福永享，寿与天齐，只要享它五十年福，……”陆高轩气急，一掌向韦小宝后心拍来。
109 Wei Xiaobao added: “Fat, skinny, and Lu Gaoxuan cheated the Qing soldiers to bombard Shenlong Island. There must be a major conspiracy. When Lu Gaoxuan said in Yunnan, I don’t want to enjoy immortality forever. Life is the same as the sky, just enjoy it for 50 years…” Lu Gaoxuan was angry and clapped his palm at Wei Xiaobao’s heart.
110无根道人抢上一步，伸掌拍出，呼的一声，陆高轩被震得退后两步，喝道:“在教主座前，你怎敢行凶伤人?”陆高轩躬身道:“教主恕罪。”洪教主哼一声，吩咐无根道人把韦小宝押下去，亲自看守。
110 Taoist Wugen grabbed a step, stretched out his palm and clapped it out. With a shout, Lu Gaoxuan was shocked to step back two steps and shouted, “How dare you hurt others by committing murder in front of the sect head?” Lu Gaoxuan bowed and said, “The sect head forgives you.” The sect head Hong hummed and ordered Taoist Wugen to take Wei Xiaobao down and guard him personally.
