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81“小皇帝说到我了吗?”桑结问。韦小宝点点头道:“小皇帝说，桑结真帮我的忙，朕就封他为大活佛，专管达赖、班禅两个小活佛。”桑结心中一动，脸上现出笑容。
“Did the little emperor talk about me?” Sangjie asked. Wei Xiaobao nodded and said, “The little emperor said that Sangjie really helped me. I will call him the Great Living Buddha, who is in charge of the Dalai Lama and the Panchen Lama.” Sangjie moved in his heart and smiled.
82桑结和噶尔丹早已知道韦小宝是康熙驾前第一大红人，说话极有效验，又都与他无仇，于是对吴三桂有了恶感，便想交结韦小宝，提议三人结拜。韦小宝能活命就成，乐得同意，大呼“快取酒来”。
Sangjie and Gaerdan had already known that Wei Xiaobao was the most popular person before Kangxi’s driving. They spoke very effectively and had no hatred with him. So they had a bad feeling for Wu Sangui, and wanted to make contact with Wei Xiaobao, and proposed that the three people should make obeisance. As soon as he could live, Wei Xiaobao agreed with joy and shouted “Get some wine quickly”.
83一龟奴端酒上来，虽低着头，韦小宝还是认出他是陆高轩所扮。待他放下酒，韦小宝令他去叫几个姑娘，乘他不在之机，悄声告诉桑结和噶尔丹，此人是吴三桂手下，等会儿看自己眼色行事。既已结拜，他二人当即点头。
A Guinu brought up the wine. Although he lowered his head, Wei Xiaobao recognized him as Lu Gaoxuan. When he put down his wine, Wei Xiaobao ordered him to call some girls and take advantage of his absence to tell Sangjie and Gaerdan that this man is under Wu Sangui. He will act according to his eyes later. Now that they had sworn, the two of them immediately nodded.
84过了一会，陆高轩带了四名女子进来，分别坐在他们身旁。韦小宝故作殷勤，拿起郑克爽用过的酒壶，斟出七八杯酒，分给四女子和众“龟奴”喝。他们害怕暴露，不敢拒绝，分别喝下。噶尔丹妻子阿琪顺手也喝了口酒。
After a while, Lu Gaoxuan brought in four women and sat beside them. Wei Xiaobao pretended to be courteous, picked up the wine jug used by Zheng Keshuang, poured out seven or eight glasses of wine, and gave them to the four women and the “turtle slaves”. They are afraid of exposure and dare not refuse to drink separately. Gaerdan’s wife, Qi, also took a sip of wine.
85韦小宝道:“洪教主没扮龟奴吗?”胖头陀、瘦头陀、陆高轩都大吃一惊，四名女子一齐站起。桑结早已运气戒备，双手齐出，两指点向瘦头陀和陆高轩的腰间。
Wei Xiaobao said, “Don’t you pretend to be a tortoise slave?” Fat Toutuo, Thin Toutuo and Lu Gaoxuan were all surprised, and the four women stood up together. Sang Jie was already on the alert with both hands together, pointing at the waist of Thin Head Tuo and Lu Gaoxuan.
86陆高轩应声而倒，瘦头陀却只哼了一声，挥掌向桑结当头劈落。他不知道，瘦头陀脚下踩了高跷，凭空高出一手，使他认穴不准，故未点到。在那边，胖头陀已和噶尔丹斗在一起，桑结倒不必担忧两面受攻。
86 Lu Gaoxuan fell down at the sound, but the thin head only hummed and waved his palm to chop Sangjie’s head down. He didn’t know that the thin head stepped on stilts and raised his hand out of the air, making him unable to recognize the acupoints, so he didn’t point. Over there, the fat head Tuo has been fighting with Gaerdan. Sangjie doesn’t have to worry about being attacked on both sides.
87一名女子和阿琪斗。另一女子却向韦小宝扑来，十指如钩，来势凶猛，韦小宝心中一惊，低头钻入桌子底下，伸手在女子腿上一推。迷春酒药力恰好发作，那女子顿觉头脑迷迷糊糊，遂一跤跌倒。跟着其余三名女子也都先后晕倒。
87 A woman fought with Qi. However, another woman rushed at Wei Xiaobao with ten fingers like a hook. The force was fierce. Wei Xiaobao was shocked. He lowered his head under the table and pushed his hand on the woman’s leg. The drug of ecstasy happened to attack, and the woman suddenly felt confused and fell down. The other three women also fainted successively.
88瘦头陀嫌高跷不便，将它踹断，桑结始知他是个矮冬瓜;噶尔丹数招间就敌不过胖头陀，连连倒退;阿琪与一女子斗不几合，忽觉头重脚轻，正自深悔不该嘴馋喝那桌上酒，已然晕倒在地。
88 The thin head felt that the stilts were inconvenient, so he kicked them off, and Sang Jie knew that he was a short winter melon; Gaerdan could not defeat the fat head in a few moves, and he retreated in succession; After a few fights with a woman, Qi suddenly felt top-heavy and was deeply regretting that she should not drink the wine on the table, and fainted to the ground.
89噶尔丹叫道:“阿琪，你怎么了?”蓦地胖头陀跃起身，当胸一拳，将他打得摔出丈许。胖、瘦二头陀内力深厚，虽然喝了迷春药，因是妓院中寻常之物，虽感头晕，还能勉力支持。
Gardan shouted, “Ah Qi, what’s the matter with you?” Suddenly, the fat man jumped up and punched him in the chest. The fat and thin two heads have deep internal power. Although they drank aphrodisiac, they are common in brothels. Although they feel dizzy, they can still support them.
90瘦头陀双眼瞧出来白漾漾的一团，见桑结人影模模糊糊地晃来晃去，伸手去打，都给桑结避过，自己左肩和右颊却重重接连吃了两拳，不禁连声吼叫，转身夺门而逃。陆高轩晃悠着站起，上身穴道未解，糊涂地跟着奔出。
The thin head Tuo’s eyes saw a white rippling mass. Seeing Sangjie’s figure flickering vaguely, he stretched out his hand to beat Sangjie, but he took two fists in succession on his left shoulder and right cheek. He could not help roaring, turned around and ran away from the door. Lu Gaoxuan staggered to his feet, but his upper body acupoints were not understood. He ran out of the room confused.
