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91胖头陀左手扶住了桌子，闭着眼睛，右掌在胸口不住摇晃，似是怕人袭击。噶尔丹瞧出便宜，跃过去，一脚踢中他后臀。胖头陀大叫一声，左手抓住噶尔丹，拎着他飞身上墙。桑结追出去，跟着上屋，吆喝之声渐去。
The fat head held the table with his left hand, closed his eyes, and shook his right palm in his chest, as if afraid of attack. Gaerdan saw that it was cheap, jumped over and kicked him in the back hip. The fat man shouted, grabbed Gardan with his left hand, and flew up the wall with him. Sang Jie ran out and followed him into the room.
92韦小宝从桌底下钻出，见地下躺了一大堆人，有的被点中穴道，有的被迷春酒所迷。他记挂母亲，奔进屋，发现她已被人点了穴。料想丽春院中婊子、乌龟定然个个不免，想都是神龙教人下的手。
Wei Xiaobao came out from under the table and saw a large number of people lying underground, some of whom were hit by acupoints and some were fascinated by spring wine. Remembering his mother, he rushed into the room and found that she had been punctured. It is expected that all the bitches and turtles in the Lichun Courtyard will be unavoidable. They are all the hands of the Dragon Cult.
93回到厅内，在那四名女子脸上分别抹了几抹，一层层泥灰应手而落。这才认出，她们是沐剑屏，洪教主夫人，假太后，方怡。他对方怡，洪夫人，沐剑屏一个个爱得又是摸脸，又是亲吻。
When he returned to the hall, he wiped several plasters on the faces of the four women respectively, and layers of plaster fell off. It was only then that I recognized them as Mu Jianping, the wife of Master Hong, the fake empress dowager, and Fang Yi. He touched his face and kissed Fang Yi, Mrs. Hong and Mujianping.
94韦小宝心想:“女人到妓院就不是好人，干脆一不做二不休，把她们全都干了。”于是当下把双儿、洪夫人、方怡、曾柔、沐剑屏及假太后分别抱入厅侧大屋床上，与阿珂并排。阿琪是朋友妻不可欺，他未碰动。
Wei Xiaobao thought, “Women are not good people when they go to brothels. They should do nothing but kill them all.” So he took Shuanger, Mrs. Hong, Fang Yi, Zeng Rou, Mu Jianping and the fake empress dowager into the big room bed at the side of the hall, side by side with Ke. Qi is a friend’s wife. He doesn’t touch her.
95韦小宝把假太后推到床角，将其她六人衣裤扒下，用一张大被盖了，自己脱下衣服，钻进被子，把她们一个个轻薄一番。
Wei Xiaobao pushed the fake empress dowager to the corner of the bed, took off her six people’s clothes and pants, covered them with a large quilt, took off his clothes, got into the quilt, and made them light and thin one by one.
96忽听得院子外人声喧哗，有人传呼号令，大队人马将丽舂院包围韦小宝慌忙穿衣下床见是天地会众人来了，遂下今兵丁抬起大床，拆门破墙，游街而回。众女子身上无衣，不敢乱动。
96 Suddenly, the voices outside the yard were heard, and someone sent a call sign. A large group of people surrounded Wei Xiaobao’s yard and hurriedly dressed and got out of bed. Seeing that it was the heaven and earth meeting, the soldiers took up the big bed, opened the door and broke the wall, and walked back. The women are naked and dare not move.
97大床放到衙门大厅，摒退众人，铐起毛东珠、洪夫人。众女子个个含羞万分，抢衣抢裤，乱作一团。韦小宝指指毛东珠，对众官员兵丁道:“除了她，都是我的小老婆，不许怠慢。“
97 Put the big bed in the yamen hall, keep the crowd away, and handcuff Mao Dongzhu and Mrs. Hong. All the women were very shy and scrambled for clothes and pants. Wei Xiaobao pointed at Mao Dongzhu and said to the officials and soldiers, “Except her, they are all my little wives. Don’t neglect them“
98曾柔道:“人家不肯嫁你，你就诡计施暴，做了大官，就可以这样欺侮老百姓?你是坏人!”韦小宝满腔高兴顿化乌有，长长叹口气，下令众官丁放掉没戴手铐之人，阿珂、方怡、郑克爽随即帻愤走出大厅。
Zeng Judo said, “If people refuse to marry you, you will be tricked and violent. If you become a senior official, you can bully the common people like this? You are a bad person!” Wei Xiaobao was so happy that he disappeared and sighed, and ordered the officials to release the people without handcuffs. Ke, Fang Yi and Zheng Keshuang immediately walked out of the hall in anger.
99曾柔反倒不走，低声道:“你还是有良心的，是个好人，我……”韦小宝兴致又起，正要带双儿、沐剑屏、曾柔到内堂亲热，亲兵走来，说有个称洪教主的，抓到了噶尔丹、桑结要换洪夫人、毛东珠。
Zeng Rou refused to leave, and said in a low voice, “You still have a conscience. You are a good man, I…” Wei Xiaobao was in high spirits again. He was about to take Shuanger, Mu Jianping, and Zeng Rou to the inner hall to make love. A private soldier came up and said that there was a man called the leader of the Hong Cult. He caught Gaerdan and Sangjie and wanted to exchange for Mrs. Hong and Mao Dongzhu.
100韦小宝看看曾柔，叹口气道:“我把自己老婆放了，让他们去轧姘头，谁是坏人?他二人总算跟我拜了把子，总不能让人杀了，就是换我的夫人也得换。来人，把洪夫人放了，毛东珠是钦犯，却是不能放的。奏乐，送客。”
Wei Xiaobao looked at Zeng Rou and sighed: “I let my wife go and let them run over my mistress. Who is the bad guy? They finally bowed to me. They can’t be killed. Even if I change my wife, I have to change it. Come on, let Mrs. Hong go. Mao Dongzhu is an imperial criminal, but he can’t do it. Play music and see off the guests.”
