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71母子二人躺下，母亲昏昏沉沉道“你该娶媳妇了”，便已睡着。韦小宝吹熄油灯，起身将母亲裤子抛在帐子顶，防她出门找自己，便到厅外张望，见郑克爽仰在椅中，阿珂伏在桌上。
The mother and son lay down, and the mother said in a daze, “It’s time for you to marry a daughter-in-law”, and then fell asleep. Wei Xiaobao blew out the oil lamp, got up and threw his mother’s trousers on the top of the tent to prevent her from going out to find herself. He looked outside the hall and saw Zheng Keshuang reclining in the chair and Ah Ke on the table.
72韦小宝冲上前抱起阿珂，走进厅侧大房，把阿珂放在六尺大床上，俯身给她脱去长袍，又伸手去解她贴身穿的内衣扣子。突然辫子一紧，耳朵一痛。回头看见是母亲。
Wei Xiaobao rushed forward to pick up Ah Ke, went into the large room at the side of the hall, put Ah Ke on the six-foot bed, leaned down to take off her robe, and reached out to unbutton her underwear. Suddenly the braid tightened and the ear hurt. Looking back, I saw it was my mother.
73韦春芳用力拉他辫子，拼命扯了他回到自己房中，数落道:“哪有偷客人钱的，不成样子!”韦小宝见母亲穿条旧裤子，嗤的一笑。韦春芳弯起手指，在他额上卜地敵了一记。
Wei Chunfang tugged at his pigtail, pulled him back to his room, and said, “It’s not like anyone stole money from guests!” Wei Xiaobao laughed when he saw his mother wearing old trousers. Wei Chunfang bent his fingers and struck a blow on his forehead.
74韦小宝假装上茅房，出得母亲房门，回到衙门，点起身穿亲兵服色的双儿、曾柔，又带八名亲兵，再到丽春院，来到厅上坐下。
Wei Xiaobao pretended to go to the hut, got out of his mother’s room, returned to the yamen, picked up Shuanger and Zeng Rou, who were dressed in military uniforms, and took eight soldiers with them, then went to the Lichun Courtyard and sat down in the hall.
75只见一个衣着华丽之人走过来，道声“韦大人好!”细细一瞧，认得是噶尔丹王子，便摸靴中匕首，突觉手上一紧，已被西藏喇嘛桑结抓住。但听得双儿一声娇叱，已跟桑结动手;曾柔上前夹击，身旁一锦衣公子便向她发掌。
75 A man in gorgeous clothes came up and said, “Hello, Lord Wei!” After a closer look, he recognized that it was Prince Gaerdan. He felt the dagger in his boots and suddenly felt that his hand was tight and had been caught by the Tibetan Lama Sangjie. But after hearing Shuanger scold, she started to fight with Sangjie; Zeng Rou stepped forward to strike, and a young man in Royal Guards next to her slapped her.
76韦小宝认得这锦衣公子是阿琪装扮。她和曾柔相斗，几次打中曾柔，却伤她不得。桑结走近，点倒曾柔。又听双儿一声惊呼，亦被桑结点倒。八名亲兵或被桑结点倒，或被噶尔丹打死。
Wei Xiaobao recognized that the young man in the Royal Guards was dressed as Qi. She fought with Zeng Rou. She hit Zeng Rou several times, but she couldn’t hurt her. Sang Jie approached and nodded Zeng Rou. Hearing Shuanger’s exclamation, he was also knocked down by Sang Jie. Eight soldiers were either killed by Sangjie or killed by Gaerdan.
77桑结嘿嘿一笑，坐下说道:“我们约了郑二公子在这里相会，原是要商量怎么对你下手，想不到自己送上门来。”韦小宝道:“皇上向王子手下那大胡子罕帖摩盘问了三天，什么都知道了。”他二人大吃一惊慌忙站起。
Sang Jie smiled and sat down and said, “We have made an appointment with Prince Zheng to meet here. We wanted to discuss how to deal with you, but I didn’t expect to bring it to your door.” Wei Xiaobao said, “The emperor questioned the bearded Han Timo under the prince for three days, and they knew everything.” They stood up in a panic.
78韦小宝压低嗓子，装出神秘样子悄声道:“皇帝调兵遣将，要打吴三桂。”他二人相视一笑，却问:“为什么?”韦小宝道，皇帝派他去送公主换陈园园，吴三桂拍案大怒:“送一百个公主我也不换园园!”
Wei Xiaobao lowered his voice and pretended to be mysterious and whispered, “The emperor sent his troops to fight Wu Sangui.” He smiled at each other and asked, “Why?” Wei Xiaobao said, the emperor sent him to send the princess to Chen Yuanyuan. Wu Sangui was furious and said, “I won’t change the garden if I send 100 princesses!”
79桑结、噶尔丹不以为然，问:“所以皇上要打昊三桂?”韦小宝双手一拍道:“正是。吴三桂知道皇上不得陈园园不肯罢休，就联络了你们，抵挡皇上。”桑结、噶尔丹对望一眼，都觉上了吴三桂的当，脸上顿现怒色。
Sangjie and Gaerdan disagreed and asked, “So the emperor wants to beat Hao Sangui?” Wei Xiaobao clapped his hands and said, “That’s right. Wu Sangui knew that the emperor would not stop Chen Yuanyuan, so he contacted you to resist the emperor.” Sangjie and Gaerdan looked at each other, and both felt Wu Sangui’s dupe. His face flashed with anger.
80韦小宝道:“我听小皇帝说，真不明白你二位帮吴三桂是为什么?小皇帝说，噶尔丹只是个王子，若帮我打吴三桂，我就封他为准噶尔汗。噶尔丹双目射出喜悦的光芒，颤声问:“真的?”“小皇帝亲口对我说的。“
Wei Xiaobao said, “I heard the little emperor say, I really don’t understand why you two helped Wu Sangui. The little emperor said that Gaerdan was just a prince. If you help me fight Wu Sangui, I will call him Jungar Khan. Gaerdan’s eyes shone with joy, and he asked in a trembling voice,” Really? “” The little emperor said to me personally“
